Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dialog

From "Halting State" by Charlie Stross...

A mob of LARP zombies has assembled and chants:

What do we want?
BRAAAAAAAINNS
When do we want them?
NOOOOOOOOW




Real life can be so boring.

10 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I am willing to wait until lunchtime for my brains.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

That doesn't sound right.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

NO CEREBRA!
NO PEACE!

Smut Clyde said...

Charlie Stross knows stuff. But he shouldn't have talked about Code GAME ANDES REDSHIFT.

N__B said...

The rule of the Elder Gods is that you don't talk about the Elder Gods.

Dorothy said...

Down my way, the chant was
"What do we want?"
"Brrrraaaaaaaaains!"
"When do we want it?"
"Brrrraaaaaaaaains!"

I'm also a fan of zombie haiku:
Brains, brains, brains, brains, brains!
Brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains, brains--
Brains, brains, brains, brains! Yum!

(It's the twist at the end that always gets me.)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Ned, go back to sleep, you had a nightmare.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

COMMENT MODERATION??

ELITEIST BASTURD!!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Real life can be fucking boring.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I like dorothy's better