- Sirhan Sirhan.
- My third grade teacher, Mrs. Benjamin.
- The guy on the 4 train picking his nose and eating his findings.
- People who use the phrase "real americans" without irony, satire, or quotes.
- Political trolls, grammar trolls, spelling trolls, purity trolls, under-the-bridge trolls.
- 3 of the 5 structural reviewers of the New York City Department of Design and Construction.
- John Sidney McCain II.
- Menudo.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
The List, part 1
Note: inclusion and exclusion criteria may not be intuitively obvious to even the most casual observer on roller skates.
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Something I saw this afternoon that made me do a doubletake.
http://imgur.com/7qOw5.jpg
Not me.
Bratz dolls?
You have to make a Downfall rant for each of these items or they don't count.
Also, Reviewer 1.
By the time I publish The List, part 37, you'll understand my criteria.
Can openers that leave a sharp lip?
whew. Grammar/ spelling zombies just missed the list.
Zombies in some form may yet appear in future parts.
Menudo
Aw, c'mon, Mr Taco makes a mean version, served with a stack of warm tortillas. They only serve it on Sundays.
Unless it's made with boy-band meat, this changes nothing.
Things I have seen from a bosun's chair atop the Chrysler building.
Men of Under a Thousand Faces?
'Would it be O'Benson?'
'Not O'Benson.'
'The Quigleys, the Mulrooneys or the Hounimen?'
'No.'
'The Hardimen or the Merrimen?'
'Not them.'
'Peter Dundy?'
'No.'
'Scutch?'
'No.'
'Lord Brad?'
'Not him.'
'The O'Growneys, the O'Roartys or the Finnehys?'
'No.'
'That is an amazing piece of denial and denunciation,' he said.
He passed the red cloth over his face again to reduce the moisture.
'An amazing parade of nullity,' he added.
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