On a private message board (for the condo I live in) I recently came across the phrase "F-bomb" as a euphemism for the word "fuck." I've heard it before, but it never fails to amaze me. A bomb is a device that, at best, uses physical destruction for a constructive purpose, and more often is simply destructive. "Fuck" is a word. Anyone incapable of understanding the difference in harm that can be caused by a word - particularly one that is not inherently derogatory of any person or group - and a bomb is too fucking stupid to take part in an adult conversation.
To paraphrase Redd Foxx, why do I use the words "fuck" and "shit?" Because people do. If you've never fucked, shiiit. If you've never shit, fuuuuck.
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7 comments:
ITYM "if you've never shat".
I don't know. Can you?
Fudge.
Same here BBBB. The last time I heard it was when a Turkey strayed onto the property of some fellow students and one of them got his axe murderer thang on. Hoo boy so many feathers.
Nice F'n post.
...find the awkward abbreviaion of obscenties to be objectionable...
Effin' shite.
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