- Be a douchebag.
- Inspire others who would not ordinarily be douchebags to be douchebags.
- Not be a politician unless your douchebaginess and douchebag-inspiring abilities far exceed those that are the ordinary stuff of politics.
- Annoy me directly, either in person or by proxy.
*T&U asking nicely:
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Awww. I'm adorable!
Now, I'm guessing Gropius and the Three Stooges fall under number 2?
dunno, I kinda like some of Gropius' work.
Hey, I love Gropius. Bauhaus is the shit. But he was on the list, and he probably has inspired some douchebags.
he probably has inspired some douchebags.
no doubt. But I thought the list required qualifying for all the requirements? I hadn't heard that he was a douchebag on his own.
But, to be fair, I hadn't heard that he wasn't either.
I can't say Gropius was a docuhebag in his daily life, but read a detailed account of his involvement with the effort to replace Grand Central with a tower and you will inevitably come to the conclusion he was a douchebag in his work. And he inspired a boatload of douchebags.
I imagined T&U as even cuter than that.
Feel free to post your impressions of T&U - presumably as Bic-pen-on-ruled-paper line art with "Smut + T&U" in the margins.
T & U is so sweet! No actor?
g
I have to find the appropriate image before I can post a portrait.
Well, I am slightly better-drawn, Smut.
N__B, I didn't know that about Gropius. That there is some jackassery.
I kinda want to be on this list. Is that weird?
Yes.
Replace that old piece of junk with a shiny new modern tower? sounds all right to me.
presumably as Bic-pen-on-ruled-paper line art
You know perfectly well that I have no Bic pens, only a range of Staedtler marsmatics.
Staedtler marsmatics
I have no interest in sex toys.
...only a range of Staedtler marsmatics.
Smut, you trigger me something fierce. My attorneys will be contacting you.
Staedtler marsmatics...
... sex toys.
talk about humorless dildos.
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