Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The List, Interlude

Because T&U asked so nicely*, here are the incredibly complex criteria to get on the list:
  1. Be a douchebag.
  2. Inspire others who would not ordinarily be douchebags to be douchebags.
  3. Not be a politician unless your douchebaginess and douchebag-inspiring abilities far exceed those that are the ordinary stuff of politics.
  4. Annoy me directly, either in person or by proxy.







*T&U asking nicely:

17 comments:

TruculentandUnreliable said...

Awww. I'm adorable!

Now, I'm guessing Gropius and the Three Stooges fall under number 2?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

dunno, I kinda like some of Gropius' work.

TruculentandUnreliable said...

Hey, I love Gropius. Bauhaus is the shit. But he was on the list, and he probably has inspired some douchebags.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

he probably has inspired some douchebags.

no doubt. But I thought the list required qualifying for all the requirements? I hadn't heard that he was a douchebag on his own.

But, to be fair, I hadn't heard that he wasn't either.

N__B said...

I can't say Gropius was a docuhebag in his daily life, but read a detailed account of his involvement with the effort to replace Grand Central with a tower and you will inevitably come to the conclusion he was a douchebag in his work. And he inspired a boatload of douchebags.

Smut Clyde said...

I imagined T&U as even cuter than that.

N__B said...

Feel free to post your impressions of T&U - presumably as Bic-pen-on-ruled-paper line art with "Smut + T&U" in the margins.

Aunt Snow said...

T & U is so sweet! No actor?

g

N__B said...

I have to find the appropriate image before I can post a portrait.

TruculentandUnreliable said...

Well, I am slightly better-drawn, Smut.

N__B, I didn't know that about Gropius. That there is some jackassery.

Beth said...

I kinda want to be on this list. Is that weird?

N__B said...

Yes.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Replace that old piece of junk with a shiny new modern tower? sounds all right to me.

Smut Clyde said...

presumably as Bic-pen-on-ruled-paper line art

You know perfectly well that I have no Bic pens, only a range of Staedtler marsmatics.

N__B said...

Staedtler marsmatics

I have no interest in sex toys.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...only a range of Staedtler marsmatics.

Smut, you trigger me something fierce. My attorneys will be contacting you.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Staedtler marsmatics...

... sex toys.


talk about humorless dildos.