Wait til the hedgehog gets old enough for you to start baby-proofing the house. Then you'll get a gander at the instructions for Safety First brand baby-proofing shit. Literally the worst instructions ever. LITERALLY
I'm hoping for more of a polar bear-hedgehog hybrid. Something big with claws and spikes...have you seen "Predator?"
...have you seen "Predator?"Only like A THOUSAND TIMES. I've kind of based my life on it. Will your hybrid hunt humans?
It depends on your definition of "human."
I apologize for killing your blog.
Are you taking its head as a trophy?
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