I'm on the phone with a client and he hasn't said anything meaningful in...and I glance at the phone and the call has been going for 38 minutes and it was just to set up a fucking site visit and now he's repeating himself, repeating himself and why won't you DIE DIE DIE
"Dan, I gotta run. Call on the other line."
AND HE'S STILL TALKING DIE DIE DIE
"Dan, as soon as I have a report ready, I'll email you."